This winter a friend told me that in my red-and-black winter jacket and my mask, I looked like a bird. I made up a common name for the kind of bird I am and then, while I was at it, wrote a guidebook entry for myself.
Spectacled Scarlet Sparrow: Red wings, back, and belly with black markings; gray legs. Typically seen in urban environments but has also been observed in wetlands and forests, particularly in karstic landscapes.
Flock size is typically small. Individual birds may be solitary or even shy in their habits, but they maintain contact with the flock. Known to fraternize with crows. Courtship behavior is highly individual.
Vocalizations include excited chirping (often when in the presence of other flock members) and, when alone, a low murmur that, according to some observers, sounds like the bird is talking to itself.
Diet varies widely and includes nuts and seeds, fruits, vegetables, and Cheetos. Notably fond of peanut butter, cheese, chocolate, and porridge.
Typically diurnal but capable of extended periods of nocturnal activity.
This is fabulous, Mary. I love it! You are brilliant in the most unassuming way I can imagine. Remarkable!
Thanks so much!