From the sphere of confusion to the crypts of Lieberkühn

I love to collect possible titles for pieces I’ll probably never write. (It’s my version of “Hey, that would make a good name for a band.”) There are many scientific concepts that would make great titles, and some that perhaps sound more like a book title than like what they really are. Here are a few examples:

The Sphere of Confusion This quantity describes the accuracy of a goniometer, which is used to measure angles, but wouldn’t it make a good title for a domestic thriller about someone who’s gaslighting another person? Or maybe a novel about war. This one has a lot of possibilities, life being as confusing as it is.

The Equation of Time This describes the difference between two types of solar time, that is, time based on where the sun is in the sky. For some reason this sounds to me like a good title for a memoir, or maybe a multigenerational family saga. It might also work as a title for a nonfiction book on the mathematical modeling of history (e.g., cliodynamics).

The Cosmic Censorship Hypothesis This is a mathematical statement regarding the invisibility of singularities in general relativity, but it would also make a great science fiction title.

The Three-Body Problem This is the problem of describing the motions of three bodies that interact under Newton’s laws and the law of gravitation, given their initial positions, velocities, and masses. It would also make a nice title for a story about a relationship triangle, particularly a romantic triangle.

The Law of Tolerance In ecology, this law describes the way that the distribution or abundance of a species is determined by a certain limiting environmental factor or combination of factors. But it might make a good title for a geopolitical thriller, or, going to the other extreme, a cozy novel about small-town life.

The Principle of Least Action In physics, this principle provides a way of describing the motion of objects that is independent of Newton’s laws. But it sounds poetic enough that it would be a great title in any number of contexts. I can imagine a novel about a person who slides through life without attempting much, or perhaps a book about a Zen community.

The Islets of Langerhans These are areas in the pancreas where hormone-producing cells are found, but I could believe this is the title of a novel about an idyllic summer in a fictional Baltic location.

The Crypts of Lieberkühn These are glands found in the lining of the intestines, but the phrase certainly sounds like the title of a Victorian Gothic novel to me.

Obviously I’m not the first to have thought of borrowing titles from science. Wallace Stegner called one of his novels Angle of Repose, after a term used in geology to describe the largest angle at which a slope consisting of loose material can remain stable. Similarly, Shirley Hazzard wrote a novel called The Transit of Venus, after the relatively rare astronomical event in which we see Venus passing directly in front of the sun. I’m sure there are many other possibilities; post your ideas in the comments.

Book review: Midlife: A Philosophical Guide

Midlife: A Philosophical Guide, by Kieran Setiya

This book is framed as one philosopher’s search for answers to midlife’s unease. I think it says as much about the author’s mindset as it does about the problems he tackles, and this review may say as much about me as it does about the book. The book is well-organized and focuses on using thought and reason to try to see things differently when you’re troubled. The intended audience is clearly more or less successful professionals (the author is a philosopher at MIT) who are financially if not emotionally comfortable.Continue reading →

Book spine poem: What Is History?

Stack of books, spine forward, where the titles comprise a poem of sorts.

What Is History?

A backward glance,
Gods, graves, and scholars.
Noah’s flood, Hadrian’s memoirs,
Napoleon’s buttons, Darwin’s century,
Einstein’s dreams.

Vanished kingdoms.
Field notes from a catastrophe.

The rest is noise.


On the actual book spines, “Vanished Kingdoms” is missing its final S because of the library’s call number label.

With gratitude to the authors: Edward Hallett Carr, Edith Wharton, C. W. Ceram, William Ryan & Walter Pitman, Marguerite Yourcenar, Penny Le Couteur & Jay Burreson, Loren Eiseley, Alan Lightman, Norman Davies, Elizabeth Kolbert, and Alex Ross. With thanks also to Monroe County Public Library for its contribution, and to my friend Julian Hook, who gave me Napoleon’s Buttons for Christmas and got me thinking of similar titles in my library. (Not used here: Howard’s End, Pythagoras’ TrousersEve’s Seed, Lucifer’s Hammer, and probably one or two others I haven’t run across yet.)

Banana slugs and wind-up teeth

Memory has reasons that reason knows not (although sometimes reason can figure them out after the fact). Years ago I tried to recall the name of a place in my hometown that I remembered fondly for its cheese steak sandwiches. My mind suggested “Sweetwater?” The Yellow Pages answered, “Bitter Creek.”

Last night, as I made my shopping list for stocking-stuffers for my family, in particular for my two young grandchildren, I had a vague recollection of a company that sold silly gifts for science geeks. I knew of this place because twenty-some years ago, a friend bought a gelatin brain mold for her daughter (who was studying neuroscience) and a large plastic banana slug for her son from their catalog. (People gave her son slugs the way people give me bears; I don’t know why.) At any rate, I thought the company might have something nice for little kids too, but I couldn’t remember its name.

I googled “jello brain mold,” but that was no help because apparently you can buy them at Walmart these days. So I set my mind to try to remember. As I went about my evening, eventually the name Wilbur floated into consciousness. Wasn’t there someplace called Wilbur something? Wilbur Bell? No, it was Willmann-Bell! A flash of optimism: was this the company? But no, as my memory dredged up further details, I recalled that this place sold astronomy books. (It still does; I found the web site and felt an unaccountable but very strong longing for a CD containing the contents of the U.S. Naval Observatory’s annual almanac for 1800 to 2050. Best forget about Willmann-Bell again.)

I resigned myself to never recovering the name of the company, and I went to sleep. My loyal, nonlinear brain was apparently still working on the problem, though, because this morning as I brushed my teeth, I thought, “Was it Archie something?” A host of Archies and Archibalds swam quickly to the surface of my mind: Archie Miller, Archibald Cox, Archibald MacLeish. (I thought of Archibald Wheeler, although I couldn’t say offhand who he was; it turns out Archibald is the middle name of physicist John Wheeler, a fact that I didn’t remember knowing.) Shooing these Archies aside, my mind went on to ask, “Was it Archie McPhee?”

And indeed it was. The company is alive and well online. It’s actually not so much science-oriented as silliness-oriented; it’s the home of the wind-up lederhosen, the yodeling pickle, and the world’s largest underpants. However, it sells the classic gag gift of wind-up teeth, which chatter like a set of animate dentures. I’m pretty sure I gave my sons a set of wind-up teeth that had feet, many years ago. I’m buying one now, sans feet, for each of my grandchildren. I hope their parents forgive me.

Book review: Teach Yourself to Meditate

Teach Yourself to Meditate in 10 Simple Lessons: Discover Relaxation and Clarity of Mind in Just Minutes a Day, by Eric Harrison

This is far and away the most approachable book on meditation that I’ve ever read, as demonstrated by the fact that I’m actually meditating as a result of reading it. Relaxation and focus are things that your mind and body naturally do, Eric Harrison tells us, and here’s how you can clear the space for these things to happen.Continue reading →

A season in the dark

One of the most fascinating manifestations of human creativity is the way we embellish our experience of events in the natural world. Who could have predicted the Yule log, the Nativity scene, and all the other complex structures of custom, cuisine, meaning, and imagination that we built in response to the winter solstice and the ways our bodies adapted to it?Continue reading →

Book review: Thinking in Systems

Thinking in Systems: A Primer, by Donella H. Meadows, seemed to me to be something of a missing manual for human thinking. Even though we live in a world of complex interconnected systems, our common assumptions and habits of thought don’t necessarily serve us well when it comes to understanding their nonlinear, self-organizing behavior.Continue reading →

The pomegranate: A grainy apple

In my first post, I noted that the words granite and corn share the Latin root granum, granite for its granular texture and corn for its original meaning as the local grain crop, whatever it might be. I recently learned that pomegranate also shares this root, and the pomegranate itself has a fascinating history to boot.

The pomegranate (or its wild progenitors) probably came from somewhere in central Asia, but it moved quickly along trade routes to the Levant and beyond. It was called malum Punica, the apple of Carthage, for its association with Carthaginian traders.1 The English word pomegranate comes from the medieval Latin pomum granatum, the grained apple; this name refers to the granular look of the many seeds packed inside the fruit. Scientists today call the pomegranate Punica granatum. In French, it is la grenade, and the word grenade was also given to the military device, presumably for some visual resemblance to the fruit.

The pomegranate became widely cultivated in Spain after Abd Al-Rahman fled Damascus when his family’s Umayyad dynasty collapsed in the eighth century CE and eventually (sometimes in great difficulty) made his way to the Iberian peninsula. He founded a Muslim dynasty that ruled much of Iberia for nearly 300 years, and the pomegranate, a familiar food of his home, became part of the culture of Iberia. The Emirate of Granada was named for the pomegranate (granada in Spanish) and was the last part of the peninsula to fall to the Catholic Spanish. Today, of course, Granada is the name of a Spanish province and its capital city.

The official symbol of Granada, Spain is the pomegranate. In fact, the pomegranate has a rich and lengthy history of symbolic meaning worldwide. It represents fertility in many cultures, for example, and it is central to the Greek myth of Persephone.

Early in 1492, Granada fell to Ferdinand II of Aragon and Isabella I of Castile, who thus ended Muslim rule in the Iberian peninsula. Their daughter, Katherine of Aragon, married the English king Henry VIII; as her heraldic symbol, she chose the pomegranate, which represents her Spanish origins and perhaps, poignantly, her hopes for fertility. Pomegranates are still placed on her grave in Peterborough Cathedral.

I learned the story of the pomegranate’s transplantation to Spain, and the stories of many other foods and spices traded along the spice routes, in Gary Paul Nabhan’s excellent Cumin, Camels, and Caravans: A Spice Odyssey. I highly recommend this book if you’re interested in food, travel, history, or botany.


1 The Latin word malum, or apple, meant more than just the apples we know; it was also used as a generic word for fruit.

Four kinds of introversion?

One of the most interesting things about personality to me is the range of expression of different traits. My introverted behavior and preferences are similar to but not identical to those of introverted friends, for example, and the reasons have to do with other personality characteristics as well as different personal histories. So I was interested in this article from Science of Us about an attempt to identify various kinds of introversion.Continue reading →

Troublesome terms in psychology

A group of authors has put together an article that gives an excellent primer on problematic terminology used in psychology and psychiatry. Although it’s aimed at students and teachers in the psychological sciences, I think it’s also very useful for anyone who reads (or writes) about the brain and mind, because it addresses common misconceptions that are perpetuated by frequently used words or phrases and points out areas where terminology hasn’t kept up with what we’ve learned. The discussion of terms having to do with statistics can be somewhat technical, but many of the terms are the kind of thing you see all the time in the news (e.g., “a gene for X,” “hard-wired,” “antidepressant medication”), and for each term there’s an explanation of what the problem is (whether it’s inaccurate, often misused, ambiguous, or an outright oxymoron). The article can be read online or downloaded for free. Highly recommended.