Ding Dong! Merrily on High: A Curated Experience

I didn’t know the song “Ding Dong! Merrily on High” until about 25 years ago, when I heard it at a holiday concert at my sons’ high school. Since then I’ve been mildly obsessed by it; I have at least six different versions of it on my Christmas playlists. There are a lot of songs that appear more than once on these playlists, particularly the old traditional ones, but I think “Ding Dong!” might be the only one that appears that many times. Being suddenly relieved of a great volume of work and in a slightly goofy holiday mood, I offer a guided tour of the varieties of the “Ding Dong!” experience.

The full choir and orchestra version: Here’s the Mormon Tabernacle Choir and Orchestra giving this song the full treatment. The first version that I put on my Christmas playlists, back when they were mix tapes, was probably something like this.

The dad version: You may not be familiar with Woody Phillips’s album Toolbox Christmas. I can’t remember how I ran across it, but I think of this as the dad version because I sent a copy of the CD to one of my brothers, a wonderful dad who likes Christmas music, especially novelty Christmas music. I was pleased to add something new to his collection, and I believe this was the second version of this song on my playlists/mix tapes. I’m still quite fond of it.

The brass version: I love brass versions of Christmas carols. This is not the brass version I have on a playlist, which is performed by Canadian Brass and organist Eric Robertson. The recording below is by a quintet of brass players from the Philharmonia Orchestra, and I might like their rendition just a smidge better because it’s pure brass.

The angelic version: The Choir of King’s College, Cambridge, does a beautiful job with this song, singing it very crisply and clearly. I’m sure if a choir of angels ever had to sing the words “ding dong,” they would sound like this. This is the choir’s 2018 performance, but there are others on YouTube.

The a cappella version: I really like a cappella versions of traditional Christmas carols. This one is by the Armonico Consort and appears to have been recorded in some beautifully resonant space.

The jazz version: This is the George Shearing Quintet; I like the nice mid-century vibe.

The Old English version: This lovely instrumental version is from Craig Duncan and the Smoky Mountain Band. The album it’s on is called An Old English Christmas, but I think it would be right at home at a Christmas concert at Indiana University’s Wylie House, which was built by the university’s first president, Andrew Wylie, in 1835 and is now a museum.

The Irish Traditional version: I discovered this one, from Cherish the Ladies, while working on this post; it’s a medley that includes a few other traditional tunes. I’m going to add it to one of my playlists as soon as I post this.

There are other varieties of the Ding Dong! experience; I was surprised to learn that Roger Whittaker recorded it, for example. I leave further exploration as an exercise for the reader, if any readers are still with me.

How much Ding Dong! etc. does one person need? In my case, quite a lot. You maybe don’t need quite as much, but I hope you found something here to delight or at least not irritate you. Wishing you and yours health and light this holiday season.

World Music

Note: I wrote this in September 2004. I’ve been to every Lotus Festival since then; even this year, I’m watching the festival online. I thought I’d share this piece now because it recalls happier years, and because I hope someday I’ll again be among crowds of exuberant people downtown, enjoying the music.

“Only music keeps us here,
Each by all the others held.”—Wendell Berry, Closing the Circle

Whenever the subject of the Lotus World Music & Arts Festival comes up, I assure those who have never been, “Oh, you’ll love Lotus.” Lotus is held every September in Bloomington, Indiana; the events of the festival cover a four- or five-day period, but to me what Lotus means is the Friday and Saturday night showcases, where you can wander from venue to venue listening to old-time fiddle music here, Tuvan throat-singing there, salsa or zydeco at a tent outside where people dance, flamenco and Gypsy music and an Iraqi playing an oud inside a church. With an evangelical zeal that I typically reserve for spreading the word about astronomy, I recently introduced a friend to the magic of the festival.

This was my sixth Lotus, and I would no more skip the two evenings of music than I would ignore my sons’ birthdays. My Lotus tickets are a predictable September expense. My friend Mark, on the other hand, thought he would venture only one night, and so he had to decide which night to go. One of the enjoyable things about Lotus is sitting down with the schedules and the descriptions of the performers and figuring out how to fit in as much as you can of what you want to hear. Because there are so many bands, you never get to hear all that you want to. Some bands you identify as must-hear, but when the time comes for them to play you’re entranced by something else and you never make it. On the other hand, sometimes you’ll be passing one of the tents and get snared by something that hadn’t even made it onto your long list. It’s a lot like life that way. You make your plan, and then things happen, only partly according to the plan. Unlike life, it’s usually all good.

So the evening before the showcases started, we sat down with the schedules and plotted some possible trajectories through the nights of music. Mark looked at the performers and found some he thought he would like to hear, and as I expected, some of them performed only on one night and some only on the other. If you hear the blues on Saturday night, you’ll miss these guys on Friday night who played with the Grisman Quartet. If you want to hear what that Australian pop group sounds like, you’ll miss the woman from Samiland and the Polish folk group. After wallowing in pleasant confusion, we concluded that whatever night he went, he would find something to enjoy, and we left it at that.

When it came time to go, he decided on Friday’s showcase. “An excellent choice,” I said, although I would have said the same thing if he’d chosen Saturday; I’ve never had a bad or even a mediocre night at Lotus. We thought we’d start out with the Sami woman, but the line outside the Buskirk-Chumley stretched clear to the corner and we headed to the Convention Center instead to listen to Darol Anger and Mike Marshall. They were not a pair I would have picked out for myself, which shows why it’s good to go with a friend: you might hear some things you’d otherwise have missed. It was toe-tapping folksy music, and luckily the guys from Väsen (a Swedish group I wanted to hear) joined Anger and Marshall for a couple of numbers. (“What is that instrument that guy is playing?” Mark wanted to know, and I couldn’t tell him at the time, but I think it was a nyckelharpa.) The word “grooving” is not as widely used as it used to be, but that’s what these guys were doing, and it was fun to watch as well as to listen to.

After a while we headed back to the Buskirk-Chumley, where we easily got in to hear some Sami music, melded with electronic sounds and some unexpected saxophone. The music blew us away. Mari Boine’s voice is memorable, haunting and floating and stinging by turns. She sang mostly in her native language, but the feelings behind the words were perfectly clear. For someone as word-oriented as I am, it was almost a relief to let the music go straight to my heart without any intervention from my verbose brain. Mark said that the songs evoked images of the frozen world they came from, with reindeer being herded by snow-white dogs (he is a Samoyed fan). For me there were neither words nor images, just washes of emotion. During a break in the singing, one of the band members played a poignant song on something like a flute or a recorder, which moved me to tears. I was sharply reminded of the previous year, when the very first group I saw began the show with a plaintive tune on a tinwhistle and I started, unexpectedly, to cry. I thought at the time that the music was feeding something in me that I didn’t even know was hungry, and it was the same this year.

At the break, we roamed up Kirkwood, one of downtown’s main streets; I asked Mark if he could see why I loved this so much and he said that he did. “I thought this was kind of an egghead thing,” he said, “But it’s not like that.” When he said “egghead” I pictured a polite crowd in a hushed auditorium listening docilely to its dose of culture, but Lotus is much more dynamic than that. Lotus is part street fair, with music outside at a band-shell even when all the other venues are quiet in between sets. People throng the streets, chattering and laughing. There is a booth with brightly colored flags, and in between sets, there are street parades where anyone who wants to can dance along waving flags and moving to whatever music is leading the parade. People stop to unfold a battered schedule and confer over their next stop. “Did you hear the Peruvians?” “I want to go see the dervishes tomorrow.” “The Tuvans were awesome!” People stream in and out of the indoor venues, and the streets outside the tents are packed with listeners. Even if you’re not near enough to an outdoor venue to hear the music distinctly, you can hear it from a distance, sometimes just the thump of the drums or the zing of an accordion or the blare of a trumpet.

At the open band-shell on Kirkwood, we heard a few songs from Le Vent du Nord, a Quebecois band. The music was irresistible; Mark started stamping his feet and I started to sway and bounce. When that song was over, a band-member explained a little bit about the hurdy-gurdy and how it worked, and then played some long slow notes until suddenly he picked up the pace and the band swung into another song. One of the things I love about live music is that moment when the beat kicks in and suddenly a diverse crowd of milling murmuring people starts to move together in time with the music, like a field of flowers being blown by the wind. It’s fascinating to me, because the force that moves us is not as direct as the wind but is certainly as physical.

The second set offered several possibilities, and we chose to go hear the African Showboys, a daring bunch who played with fire (eating, juggling, etc.), and then an Indian musician named Karsh Kale. Classically trained in tabla, he combines traditional Indian elements with electronic music. A young man sang and gestured with his hands (“Like he’s directing himself,” said Mark). His voice floated above the driving beat, and the result was mesmerizing. One piece in particular moved along dreamily and then became more passionate, ebbing and swelling and flowing through complex currents of emotion. I couldn’t help thinking to myself that it would be wonderful music to make love to. The young people on the dance floor swayed and raised their arms over their heads dreamily.

Karsh Kale performed in one of the indoor venues, with a small space cleared for dancing down near the stage. The outdoor venues are generally the liveliest and the loudest, but even in the indoor venues the atmosphere is usually informal. There are almost always a couple of churches involved. Generally the church events are quieter than the rest, typically less amplified and less percussive; you wouldn’t usually get salsa music in one of the churches, for example. Last year in a church I listened to probably the most cerebral Lotus performance I’ve ever been to, the Iraqi oud-player. On the other hand, several years ago I heard a Bulgarian group performing in the First Christian Church, and at one point they had a bunch of enthusiastic audience members doing an impromptu grapevine up and down the central aisle.

For the third set, we listened to Andre Thierry playing zydeco in one of the tents. I find it extremely hard to sit still or even to sit down at all when there is a band playing zydeco. The crowd was lively, with a group up front dancing. People who wanted a beer bopped over to the back of the tent, moving in time with the music; people who stopped at a table to chat with a friend would tap their fingers on the back of a chair or gently pat out the beat on someone’s back. To me there is something very endearing about the sight of so many people who have turned up for nothing more than the sheer delight of the music. “If an alien landed in Bloomington tonight,” I told Mark, “He might form a pretty favorable opinion of the human race.”

As a matter of fact, that’s one of the things I love about Lotus: people are by and large there to enjoy themselves and to hear what the rest of the world sounds like when it sings. The young people are showing off their clothes and their bodies, in the habit of young people since time began, but they never strike me as pretentious. The joy of the music seems to be the main thing on everyone’s mind.

And the musicians are generally a very diverse bunch, united by music in the same way the crowd is. Many of the bands are from the US, but others come from around the world, and the members of a single group will sometimes hail from two or three countries if not two or three continents. We’ve had a Serbian brass band, a group from Papua New Guinea, a Latvian band, countless Latin American groups, and plenty of homegrown bluegrass and folk. I’ve seen very young bands, including a Cajun band a few years ago composed of teenagers, and a teenage Newfoundland folk group, the ones with the tinwhistle. I’ve also seen an African group that had female singers in their 50s and 60s, dancing energetically and reassuring those of us in our 40s that we were just babies.

In 2001, Lotus was held just a couple of weeks after September 11. Some of the bands had to cancel because travel was such a mess, and although I already had my ticket, I contemplated staying home that year. I was so sick at heart that I couldn’t see any joy in the prospect of the festival. But I did go, realizing that I needed the music even more that year than usual. What I needed most of all, and was most grateful for, was the proof that people from different places can come together peaceably and joyfully from time to time.

The last thing my friend and I heard this year exemplified that aspect of Lotus. Much as we were enjoying the zydeco, we also wanted to hear the Warsaw Village Band playing folk music. We walked over to Second Story, hearing downtown throbbing and humming around us. We caught only a few of the Polish group’s songs but were impressed by their energy. One of them seemed to be a protest song; the young man who introduced it said something about it being a song for freedom and against war (this raised a cheer from the crowd). When they got to the chorus, a man in the crowd behind us started to belt out the Polish lyrics with great passion. It was a classic Bloomington moment, and a classic Lotus moment. When the show was over we walked to the car smiling, feeling a little bit bigger of soul than usual.

Book spine poem: Alone Time

Stack of books, the titles of which make up the poem

Alone Time

The stress response,
The anatomy of melancholy.
Home comforts.
Solitude.

The virtual community, the voices of silence,
Where the roots reach for water.


With gratitude to the authors: Stephanie Rosenbloom, Christy Matta, Robert Burton, Cheryl Mendelson, Anthony Storr, Howard Rheingold, André Malraux, and Jeffery Smith. Thanks also to whichever of my brothers gave me Howard Rheingold’s book, many years ago.

I’m also grateful to my public library for being such a rich resource (and for closing mid-March when it became clear that public health concerns demanded it). Alone Time is on loan from the library, one of several books on solitude or silence that I checked out on the first of March, all unaware that social distancing was soon going to become a thing.

If Deer Used Yelp

928 Easy St.: The hostas are to die for. However, some of them have little plastic clips on them that smell vaguely of garlic. Not a big deal, but watch out so you don’t eat the clips. You could chip a tooth.

672 State Ave.: I ate the crocus here and got sick, plus the serving sizes were very small. Great tulips, though, if you can beat the rabbits to them.

567 Main St.: Come for the sedum, stay for the hostas. Every couple of weeks I notice a faint smell of coyote pee, which is weird; I’ve never seen a coyote around here. Still, great place for a family night out.

453 Daisy Lane: Even if all you’re after is an appetizer, someone is apt to come out of the house waving a broom and yelling. Go at night.

137 Oak St.: Full range of garden greens and luscious hostas. Occasionally I get a whiff of rotten eggs, but with this much crunchy green goodness, who cares?

248 Elm Ave.: Great food, and there’s some gym equipment here too. Jump the fence coming and going, and you can justify eating some yummy lilies for dessert.


I wrote this a few years ago and was reminded of it yesterday when someone commented on the sad state of my hostas. I used to try various deer repellents, but I’ve given that up. This may be the year I dig all the hostas out and replace them with something that deer don’t fancy (whatever that might be).

Book spine poem: Reading

Stack of books arranged so that the titles on their spines make up the poem.

Reading

Oh, the places you’ll go!
Into the west, beyond the hundredth meridian.
To the Finland station, PrairyErth, Istanbul, Alexandria,
The pillars of Hercules,
The lost heart of Asia.

Paris 1919, Gothic Europe,
The ancient Mediterranean,
The lost civilizations of the Stone Age.
The tree where man was born.


With thanks to the authors of the books: Theodor Seuss Geisel, Walter Nugent, Wallace Stegner, Edmund Wilson, William Least Heat-Moon, Orhan Pamuk, E. M. Forster, Paul Theroux, Colin Thubron, Margaret MacMillan, Sacheverell Sitwell, Michael Grant, Richard Rudgley, and Peter Matthiessen.

Book spine poem: Lives of the Trees

Stack of books with titles that make up the poem.

Lives of the Trees

Dream days beyond good and evil.
Green darkness,
Arcadia.

Giants in the earth,
Song of the sky,
Plants that changed the world.

Heart of the land, teach us to sit still.


With thanks to the authors of the books: Diana Wells, Kenneth Grahame, Friedrich Nietzsche, Anya Seton, Tom Stoppard, O. E. Rölvaag, Guy Murchie, Bertha S. Dodge, various authors edited by Joseph Barbato and Lisa Weinerman of The Nature Conservancy, and Tim Parks. I’m also grateful to Monroe County Public Library for temporary possession of Lives of the Trees, which inspired this poem.

Found poems: Days of Obligation and Devotion

The following were adapted from A Manual of Prayers for the Use of the Catholic Laity: The Official Prayer Book of the Catholic Church, prepared and published by the Third Plenary Council of Baltimore, New York, London, 1896. I had a later printing of this prayer book when I was a teenager in the 1970s.

Days of Obligation and Devotion

What every Christian must do

What must I do to be saved?
We must believe the necessity of Divine Grace.
We should duly reverence all sacred emblems.
We are obliged to resist the irregular motions of concupiscence.
We must not marry non-Catholics.

The practices of fasting and abstinence may not be evaded or omitted without mortal sin.
When heretics are converted, inquiry must first be made.
In any dangerous illness, let your first care be to send for a priest.
Brethren, be sober and vigilant.

Explanation of the Ceremonies

When the priest ascends the steps of the altar,
At the washing of the fingers, at the elevation of the chalice:
Here the bell is rung.

The collation will naturally be taken in the evening.
The priest may add some short and salutary admonitions.
The choir then sings the hymn of the day, which varies according to season and solemnity.
At Easter, a fourth Alleluia.

The priest thrice mingles salt with water.
Then he strikes him gently on the cheek.
Here the bell is rung thrice.

When the candles have been lighted he adores upon his knees.
Still kneeling, the priest sings.
The bishop, wearing over his rochet an amice, stole, and cope of white, and having a mitre on his head, proceeds to the faldstool.

The Priest then, slightly inclining, takes both parts of the sacred Host.
Such as do not intend to communicate sacramentally may communicate spiritually.
This done, the priest blesses the ring.
Then follows the solemn renunciation of Satan and of his works and pomps.

Here the celebrant is incensed by the deacon.
Here he uplifts his hands.
The Bishop, laying aside his mitre, rises up.
“Forsake us not, O Lord our God; to thee do we cry, poor banished children of Eve.”

Prayers which every Christian should know

The great antiphons
Prayer to the eternal father
Prayer in times of threatened calamity
Acts of faith, hope, etc.
Prayers during last agony
The secret prayer

We humbly beseech thee: Prayers…

For all things necessary to salvation
For pagans
For choosing a state of life

For a good death
For those who repose in a cemetery
For the tempted and afflicted
For those at sea

For fair weather
For rain
For the gift of tears

Lists

The four quarter-tenses, or ember-days
The annulling and prohibitory impediments to marriage
The seven gifts and twelve fruits of the Holy Ghost
The times wherein marriages are not solemnized
Psalms suitable for the various seasons
Sins crying to heaven for vengeance
Nine ways of being accessory to another’s sin
Rules for a sick person
Three devout prayers useful for the dying

Instructions and Devotions for Confession

“To what misery am I come by my own fault!”
Here examine your conscience.
What are your chief temptations just now?
Ask of God light to discover the sins committed this day.
“Rebuke me not in Thine anger.”

Let your confession be entire, pure, and humble.
Here perform your sacramental penance.
“I am smitten as grass, and my heart is withered.”

Examination of Conscience: Sixth and Ninth Commandments

We shall not enter into details on this subject.
It is a pitch which defiles.
“Mortify in my members the lusts of the flesh and all harmful emotions.”

Recommendation of a Departing Soul

While the soul is in the agony of its departure, the priest recites the following prayers.
He offers the sick man a crucifix piously to kiss.
“Enlighten mine eyes that I sleep not in death; receive my soul in peace.”

With cotton he wipes the anointed parts.
He gives the last blessing and the last indulgence.
“In Thee, O Lord, have I hoped; let me never be confounded.”
The priest then exhorts him to bear his sufferings patiently.

The Office of the Dead

When the soul has departed, the following responsory may be said.
According to the custom of the place, let the passing-bell be rung.
Let the body be decently laid out, with lighted candles near.
After this, the body is borne to the grave.
The bones that were humbled shall rejoice in the Lord.

Thus ends the benediction

“Lord, I am not worthy.”
“Far be it from me, O Lord, to oppose the order of Thy wisdom.”
The four last things to be remembered: Death, Judgment, Hell, Heaven.
Deo Gratias.

Book spine poem: The Library at Night

Stack of books showing the titles on the spines

The Library at Night

Cosmos and history, metaphor and memory,
Emblems of mind on paper.
The origins of knowledge and imagination;
The signal and the noise.
Simple in means, rich in ends.
Forever old, forever new: This fleeting world.


With gratitude to the authors of the books: Alberto Manguel, Mircea Eliade, Cynthia Ozick, Edward Rothstein, Nicholas A. Basbanes, Jacob Bronowski, Nate Silver, Bill Devall, Emily Kimbrough, and David Christian.

I’ve been thinking about this one since Leanne Ogasawara mentioned Alberto Manguel’s book in her essay The Perfect Library.

Elephants and personhood

This article in Aeon by Don Ross argues that elephants may be capable of personhood, and that humans should help them develop that capability, if possible, by providing “cognitive scaffolding.” Ross is understandably upset that we’re destroying the environment that supports elephants. I agree with him there, but I don’t think elephants need to be helped to personhood as defined by humans.Continue reading →

Book spine poem: The Home Planet

This book spine poem was inspired by American poet Robinson Jeffers, whose work I’ve been thinking about a lot lately.

The Home Planet

Wind in the rock,
Rain, snow, dune.
The desert; waves and beaches.
Wonderful life.
The economy of nature.

Rare Earth.


With gratitude to the authors of the books: Kevin W. Kelley & the Association of Space Explorers, Ann Zwinger, Cynthia Barnett, Orhan Pamuk, Frank Herbert, John C. Van Dyke, Willard Bascom, Stephen Jay Gould, Robert E. Ricklefs, and Peter D. Ward & Donald Brownlee.

For more on the inspiration from Robinson Jeffers, I refer curious readers to The Answer.